Letter to a Neighbor

Dear Man across the street:

I wanted to let you know I did see you (again) in your whitey-tighties yesterday when I came home from work. Since we live in a subdivision, it would probably be a good idea to continue to wear pants well into the evening, and especially not make public appearances while it is still light outside. I would appreciate if my children did not see you like this.

And I am glad there was extra room in our garbage can to accommodate the box you put in there this morning. Yes, I saw that, too - my front door was wide open.

Here's to our warm, clothed days ahead!

The eyes across the street